"Ford Fairlane, rock 'n roll detective. To clients he's the greatest. To everyone else, he's just a dick."

"Eight legs, two fangs, and an attitude."

"They've saved the best trip for last...But this time they may have gone too far."

"And you thought Earth girls were easy..."

"Good girls want him bad. Bad girls want him worse."

"Cruise like Thunder"

"Die Harder"

"I'm on my way"

"His story will touch you, even though he can't."

"Wanna date?"

"Before Sam was murdered, he told Molly he'd love and protect her forever."

"All the power on earth can't change destiny"

"Three Decades of Life in the Mafia."

"The story of two people who got married, met, and then fell in love."

"Here They Grow Again."

"Invisible. Silent. Stolen."

"The most frightening thing about Jacob Singer's nightmare is that he isn't dreaming."

"He puts the teeth in terror"

"The bad news is you have houseguests. There is no good news."

"Having a wonderful time, wish I were here."

"He's in town with a few days to kill."

"She walked off the street, into his life and stole his heart."

"Attila the Hun. Ivan the Terrible. Al Capone. They were all seven once."

"There is nothing in the dark that isn't there in the light. Except fear."

"They Had Absolutely Nothing. But They Were Willing To Risk It All."

"When a girl has a heart of stone, there's only one way to melt it. Just add Ice."

"How many times can you die for love?"

"Dishes. Relationships. Wind. This guy breaks everything."

"The story that won't go away."

"You won't know unless you go."

"Exterminate all rational thought."

"Buy a bag, go home in a box."

"Loved by children. Desired by women. Adored by bartenders everywhere."

"To enter the mind of a killer she must challenge the mind of a madman."
AND
"Prepare yourself for the most exciting, mesmerising and terrifying two hours of your life!"

"Same Make. Same Model. New Mission."

"Somebody said get a life...so they did."

"The bitch is back."

"We Dare You to Say His Name Five Times"

"Play At Your Own Risk."

"Love Never Dies"

"Lie. Cheat. Steal. All In A Day's Work."

"God made him simple. Science made him a god."

"A comedy of trial and error."

"Every dog has his day."

"Just because you accepted doesn't mean you belong."

"You'll laugh. You'll cry. You'll hurl."

"Trapped in time. Surrounded by evil. Low on gas."

"All Singing! All Dancing! All Flesh Eating!"

"One dream. Four Jamaicans. Twenty below zero."

"See It With A Bud"

"He's having the worst day of his life... over, and over..."
AND
"He's having the day of his life...over and over again."

"Just Deux It!"

"An Adventure 65 Million Years In The Making."

"Whoever saves one Life, Saves the World entire."
AND
"The List is Life."

"Every journey begins with a single move."

"What if someone you never met, someone you never saw, someone you never knew was the only someone for you?"

"You like to watch, don't you?"

"Stealing, Cheating, Killing. Who says romance is dead?"

"Just because they serve you doesn't mean they like you."

"For Harry and Lloyd, every day is a no-brainer."
AND
"What the one doesn't have, the other is missing."

"Movies were his passion. Women were his inspiration. Angora sweaters were his weakness."

"The world will never be the same once you've seen it through the eyes of Forrest Gump."
AND
"Life is like a box of chocolates...You never know what you're gonna get."

"Five good reasons to stay single."
AND
"He's quite engaging. She's otherwise engaged."

"Where there's a will, there's a relative."
AND
"Oh, sure they're two-faced, back-stabbing, money-grubbing, buck-chasing, brown-nosing, sniveling weasels. But hey...They're family."

"Drink from me and live forever"

"Nothing is inconceivable."

"From zero to hero."

"From the brother of the director of Ghost."

"You won't know the facts until you've seen the fiction."
AND
"Just because you are a character doesn't mean you have character."

"Fifty million people watched, but no one saw a thing."

"The vacation is over."

"This Christmas, the snow hits the fan."

"Fear can hold you prisoner. Hope can set you free."

"Get a grip on yourself."

"Get ready for rush hour."

"He's been humiliated, kicked and spat on... and it's only 10:00 am."

"When he said I do, he never said what he did."

"The animal is out."

"Houston, we have a problem"

"Whatcha gonna do?"

"What kind of man would defy a king?"
AND
"Every man dies, not every man really lives."

"Get An Afterlife"

"Sex. Clothes. Popularity. Is there a problem here?"

"There is a reason why you are so messed up."

"The mob is tough, but it's nothing like show business."

"You know the name. You know the number."

"It's harvest time!"

"For truth. For justice. For five bucks a day."

"Pure energy has a name."

"Think you're quick enough?"

"Seven deadly sins. Seven ways to die."

"Leave Your Inhibitions at the Door."

"Men cannot resist her. Mankind may not survive her."

"You know you want it."

"All she wanted was a little attention."

"If at first you don't succeed, lower your standards."

"The Toys Are Back in Town."

"The future is history."

"Five criminals. One line up. No coincidences."

"Friends are the people who let you be yourself... and never let you forget it."

"A story about love at second sight."

"Don't call me babe!"

"There's No Such Thing as Free Cable."

"Exorcise Your Rites."

"In love, there are no boundaries."

"He will erase your past to protect your future."

"A Lot Can Happen In The Middle Of Nowhere."
AND
"a homespun murder story"

"Together forever. Or else."

"Don't get mad. Get everything."

"Vampires. No Interviews."

"EARTH - Take a good look. It could be your last."

"Shove this up your mind."

"Nice planet. We'll take it!"

"Expect the impossible."

"So many dogs. So little time."

"Evil comes with strings attached."

"Sooner or later, a man who wears two faces forgets which one is real."

"Don't Answer The Phone. Don't Open The Door. Don't Try To Escape."
AND
"Someone has taken their love of scary movies one step too far. Solving this mystery is going to be murder."

"As American as apple pie and twice as smart."

"Cocktails first. Questions later."

"Never let your friends tie you to the tracks."

"He Sits. He Stays. He Shoots. He Scores."

"Things are about to get a little hairy."

"A comedy from the heart that goes for the throat."
AND
"Brace Yourself for Melvin!"

"Everyone has one special thing."

"It's not who you love. It's how."

"Infinite Space - Infinite Terror"

"There is no gene for the human spirit."

"Even a hit man deserves a second shot!"

"Everything is suspect...everyone is for sale...and nothing is what it seems."

"Trust me."

"Protecting the Earth from the scum of the universe!"

"Someone has taken their love of sequels one step too far."

"Rush hour hits the water."

"Nothing On Earth Could Come Between Them."
AND
"The most incredible thing that ever happened is about to happen to you."
AND
"Collide with destiny."

"The coast is toast."

"Every ant has his day."

"Earth. It was fun while it lasted."

"Two amazing secret agents. One diabolical madman. Conditions are dark. The forecast is deadly. Tea, anyone?"

"Her life was in their hands. Now her toe is in the mail."

"Chucky gets lucky."

"An epic of miniature proportions."

"She didn't believe in angels until she fell in love with one."

"Check your soul at the door."

"They built the city to see what makes us tick. Last night one of us went off."

"Take me to your teacher."

"Buy the ticket. Take the ride."

"Size Does Matter"

"This summer, terror won't be taking a vacation."

"Someone is dying for a second chance."

"There is no substitute."

"A Disgrace to Criminals Everywhere."

"Laughter is contagious."

"Nothing Is As Simple As Black And White."

"What went down on the way to the top."

"The classic story about a boy and his mother."
AND
"Check in. Unpack. Relax. Take A Shower"

"The Fastest Hands In The East Meet The Biggest Mouth In The West."

"Love. Expulsion. Revolution."

"The mission is a man."

"After this week in paradise, they're going to need a vacation."

"Believe Everything Except Your Eyes."

"Eternity Is Closer Than You Think"

"I want my sexual awakening and I want it now!"

"Love is in the hair."

"On the air. Unaware."

"It Happened To Someone Who Knows Someone You Know... You're Next."
AND
"What You Don't Believe Can Kill You"

"...look closer."

"There's something about your first piece."

"How well do you know your neighbour?"
AND
"Your Paranoia Is Real."

"Double-O Behave!"
AND
"You Were Expecting Someone Else?"

"They will suck you dry."

"Be All That Someone Else Can Be"

"Everything you've heard is true."

"He's a cop that's not."

"Bigger. Smarter. Faster. Meaner."

"He charges $10 but he's willing to negotiate."

"It can be Hell getting into Heaven."

"Mischief. Mayhem. Soap."

"This ain't Hoosiers."

"Sometimes the only way to stay sane is to go a little crazy."

"A weekend wasted is never a wasted weekend."

"Paul Edgecomb didn't believe in miracles. Until the day he met one."

"Some houses are born bad."

"Evil loves to party."

"The greatest hero ever assembled."

"What's a little sex between friends?"

"Part mystery. Part thriller. Parts missing."

"Things fall down. People look up. And when it rains, it pours."

"Hello, my name is Andy and this is my movie."

"Reality is a thing of the past."

"Can the most famous film star in the world fall for just an ordinary guy?"

"Work sucks."

"Dying is a lousy way to make a living."

"Not every gift is a blessing."

"Uh oh."

"It would've been a great day to call in sick!"

"How do I loathe thee? Let me count the ways."

"You can go there even though it doesn't exist."