The Story (continued)
George
is summoned to see "several gentlemen" outside - he swaggers
to the backstage door where to his surprise, young townie kids from
the theater gallery hurl objects at him and scuffle with him in a
fistfight. "Let's see how tough he is!" they shout. After
he is rescued, George is administered first aid by his mother Nellie
and his sister Josie (Patsy Lee Parsons at age 12) - he was "almost
murdered in cold blood." Tongue-in-cheek, Jerry calmly mentions: "Well,
the way I figure it, it's a fine tribute to Georgie's acting. The
way he plays the part, every tough kid in America will want to take
a punch at Peck's Bad Boy, just to see what happens." Georgie
is concerned that he'll have to "go through that every night!"
Seeing his opportunity, Jerry delivers a lesson to
his head-strong son about conceit and arrogance, and George promises
to reform himself:
Jerry: Yes. And matinees, Wednesdays and Saturdays.
Georgie, those boys did you a great favor and they saved me a lot
of trouble. You know, most actors give their whole lives to their
profession without once scoring a hit. You're lucky. You're a hit
at the age of 13. I've been in this business a long time and I've
never met a performer who, in the long run, wouldn't rather be
a great guy than a great actor. That is, until I made your acquaintance.
George: Can't I be both?
Jerry: The chances are, the way you're going, you won't be either.
If the hoodlums don't get you, a committee of actors will! Actors
are considered a very bad risk by insurance companies. And any actor
with a conceit like yours - well, we just couldn't afford the premium.
Nellie: What your father really means is you're too sensitive, you're
too anxious to make good. You love the theater too much. Oh I know
you can improve, if you want to.
George: Sure I can, just watch me. From now on, I'm Peck's Bad Boy
only from eight-thirty till eleven in the evenings.
Nellie: That's a boy, Georgie.
George: I promise, mother.
Josie: And don't forget, Wednesdays and Saturdays, two-thirty till
five.
Backstage, the Cohans are alerted by the stage manager
that B.F. Keith's partner Ed Albee will visit them - Jerry exclaims
excitedly:
"That means big time vaudeville, Nellie. We're in the big time!" George
is ushered behind the woman's dressing curtain and instructed to remain
hidden and quiet. Albee (Minor Watson), a cigar-smoking show-biz promoter,
proposes them for an engagement in Philadelphia:
Albee: Of course, your show is no good for vaudeville
but I've seen a lot worse right here in Brooklyn. We're opening
a new theater in Philadelphia - the Bijou - on the Fourth of July.
Now if you can fix up a good vaudeville act, we'll double your
present salary, give you ten-weeks guarantee and third or fourth
billing.
Jerry: Double our salary?!
Albee: You'll be with the best variety artists in the country - Vosta
Victoria, Eddie Foy, Ward and Vokes, Lottie Collins, Charlie Case
-
To his parent's horror, George bursts from behind the
curtain, imperiously telling Albee: "Just a second...The salary's
all right, but how have you got the nerve to offer us third or fourth
billing after my performance tonight?" Albee turns and
asks Jerry: "Is this kid in your show?"
A boastful, conceited George doesn't stop there: "Am I in the
show? Who do you think was Peck's Bad Boy?" The cocky young boy
insults the showman for not recognizing him: "Then maybe you're
not the showman you're cracked up to be!" The deal is withdrawn
and Albee hurriedly exits - the Cohans lose the job: "Maybe you're
not quite ready for the big time yet."
The insolent boy is long overdue for corporal punishment,
yet he mustn't be rapped on the hand ("he has to play the violin")
or slapped across the mouth ("he has to sing"), according
to Nellie. Jerry turns his disobedient son over his lap for a spanking: "Here's
one place without any talent!"
In the next vaudeville montage, the family travels
by all modes of transportation to their next series of shows as The
Four Cohans - time is telescoped for the next ten years:
Nellie: Who are Lewis and Clark, George?
Young George: Acrobats? Look at the swell write-up we got in The
Clipper. (He has 'lifted' a newspaper from a passing salesperson)
Nellie: Write-up?
George (Cagney's voice-over): You'd find us whenever new states sprouted
on the prairie. We played every town in America that had a theater...[Superimposed
signs or billboards quickly pass by - San Francisco Trucking, The
Grand Theatre - The Four Cohans in The Professor's Wife]
Young George: (asking at a desk) Any mail for Mr. Cohan?
Clerk: Oh, no. Your father picked up his mail.
Young George: I mean for Mr. George M. Cohan.
George (Cagney's voice-over): The next ten years rushed by like a
circus train. Dad seemed content with the sticks, but I was straining
at the leash.
Another clerk: Here's your mail, Mr. Cohan.
George (grown-up Cagney at age 23): Thanks. A couple of tickets for
the show. (The tickets are to Robinson's Theatre, in Buffalo, NY,
with The Four Cohans in "Four of a Kind.")
George (Cagney's voice-over): We were playing stock in Buffalo. And
being versatile, I was playing my mother's father.
In 'Four of a Kind' opposite his mother (who is playing
his daughter), George plays the part of an elderly gentleman with
white hair, a cane, and a beard. In the audience is an attractive,
prim woman dressed in her Sunday best who sniffles into her handkerchief.
In a quavering, feeble voice of wisdom, George delivers the last
line of the play's dialogue: "The road to happiness is paved
with heartaches and stones."
In a memorable, charming sequence in his backstage
dressing room while still dressed in the costume and makeup of the
old man, "one of those stagestruck kids" is ushered in
to talk to him following the show - she is the same young lady seen
in the audience. The aspiring actress (and soon-to-be high school
graduate) timidly, nervously and breathlessly blurts out:
Mary: I'm eighteen - I sing and I dance and I'm going
to New York. Should I? (George reacts with puzzlement) Oh, Mr.
Cohan, you're so old and so experienced in the theater, so fatherly.
(He reacts with a gruff, drawn-out cough) Do you think it's wise?
I mean - my being eighteen, singing and dancing, going to New York?
George: (in a fatherly tone) Well, that's very wise, I mean, being
eighteen is very wise. And as for New York, the Four Cohans open
there this fall with their new show with a new Cyclorama and two
carloads of scenery.
Mary is utterly horrified when a seventeen year-old
female performer ("a pipperino") in the show reminds George
of their romantic date later that evening - "Roller-skating
on a night like this? Why, there's a moon out? I'll be ready in five
minutes." Still wishing to impress the old gent, the completely
gullible girl auditions with a buck-and-wing dance. George finishes
his deceptive con by exuberantly performing his own energetic buck-and-wing
dance - a much more rousing, springy dance than hers. "I'm always
as young as the people I'm with. And you've made me feel very young...(He
clucks his teeth and tongue at her to make a funny noise)...very." Then,
while proposing to take her to see managers to jump-start her career
of acting and singing, he strips off his 80 year-old disguise of
eyebrows and whiskers. George invites Mary out for "a nice cold
bottle and a bird...That's what we in show-business call a piece
o' pie and a glass o' milk." When he removes his gray toupee/hair
piece, the last vestige of his makeup, she shrieks. He stomps on
it as if it were flaming with fire.
The next scene dissolves into another poster bill -
this time at O'Rourke's Varietie's, which is presenting a "Special
Election Day Matinee" of The Four Cohans in Songs and Dances.
On stage in matching tuxes and black dresses, the Four Cohans (Jeanne
Cagney as Josie) sing and dance I Was Born in Virginia. Garbed
in her own outfit, Mary watches from the wings of the stage as they
finish to uproarious applause. At the end of the performance, George
delivers his trademark curtain speech, thanking the audience on behalf
of his entire family as each member of his family responds with a
bow or curtsy:
Ladies and gentlemen. My mother thanks you. My
father thanks you. My sister thanks you. And I thank you.
After finishing his part of the show, he encourages
Mary, the "Dixie Nightingale," to sing confidently - he
has promoted her career and expects her to be successful with his
own material, even though she is, unannounced, switching songs by
substituting his song (The Warmest Baby in the Bunch) for
one that she rehearsed all week (The Wedding of the Lily and the
Rose) for the stage manager:
George: What are you worried about? You're doing
a George M. Cohan lyric to a George M. Cohan melody!
Mary: Yes, but it's my voice.
George: George M. Cohan discovered it. Nobody ever had a better start.
Here's your introduction. Go on.
While negotiating a new offer with George's parents
for "ten consecutive weeks in New York," the stage manager
(William B. Davidson) realizes that the song Mary is singing hasn't
been approved and that young George is behind the switch. The curtain
is prematurely brought down on Mary, and George is furious: "You
get that curtain up! You can't ring down on a George M. Cohan song!" When
it dawns on the manager that it's George's song, he fires Mary ("...you'll
not be singin' songs like that in my theater. Now you take a little
tip from me, you start packing"), and then he blacklists George
after being kicked and sent sprawling into the stage's backdrop:
Listen, squirt. Any more interference on your part
and you'll be blacklisted in show business. You won't even be able
to get into a stage door of any theater in this country. And once
more, as for those songs of yours, they won't even be played on
a hurdy-gurdy. (Mary leaves in tears)...Cohan, you're fired. You're
cancelled, you're washed-up. You and your whole family.
The film proceeds to show George's early days of struggle
as a young Irish song writer, singer and playwright:
George (in voice-over): Oh, things were tough. But
at least I was in New York. I had a trunk full of songs and playscripts
and a heart full of confidence. I'm glad I had it.
Publisher: (At Maurice Ruppe & Co., Music Publishers) I'm sorry,
I can't use this, Cohan.
George: Youth needs confidence. I'd learned my job the hard way,
all over the United States. And now guys who had never been past
the corner cigar store were saying my stuff was no good. A kid had
to believe in himself to buck that.
After being turned down at numerous music publishers
along New York's Tin Pan Alley, George visits the Dietz and Goff
Theatrical Enterprises offices. The walls are adorned with framed
photographs of successful actors and actresses. To the jaunty tune
of a piano during their audition, the self-assured George (with Mary)
performs his own tune Harrigan (a song in their play Little
Johnny Jones!) for Harold Goff (Chester Clute) and Dietz (George
Tobias), two typical Broadway showmen. The song expresses pride in
having Irish blood:
Harrigan
Verse
Who is the man who will spend or will even lend?
Harrigan! That's me!
Who is your friend, when you find that you need a friend?
Harrigan! That's me!
I'm just as proud of my [pronounced me] name, you see
As an Emperor, Czar, or a King could be.
Who is the man helps a man ev'ry time he can?
Harrigan! That's me!
Chorus Refrain
H - A - double R - I, G - A - N spells Harrigan
Proud of all the Irish blood that's in me,
And divil a man can say a word agin me.
H - A - double R - I, G - A - N you see,
Is a name that a shame never has been connected with,
Harrigan! That's me!
[In actuality, Harrigan was written in 1907
for use in Cohan's 1908 show/play Fifty Miles From Boston, a
few years after Little Johnny Jones (the show, Cohan's third
musical and his first hit, opened in November of 1904 and featured
a song list including Yankee Doodle Boy and Give My Regards
to Broadway). Little Johnny Jones was later filmed twice,
as a 1923 silent and as an early sound musical in 1929.]
They are coldly told that the song doesn't sound appealing
- and turned down. Sam Harris, another prospective writer/showman
of a melodrama titled Wildfire witnesses George as he bursts
out of the offices and makes a dire threat at the dour-faced agents:
You don't know it, boys, but your days are numbered.
You're making room for the likes of me. And someday, Mr. Senior
Partner, you're gonna come to me and admit you were wrong.
Always optimistic, George encourages Mary, who is struggling
to stifle her sobbing, to keep her hopes high:
George: Come on now, Mary. Don't let a couple o'
gilpins like that get under your skin. There's no sense in crying
now.
Mary: Buffalo is such a beautiful city.
George: Is that what you're crying about?
Mary: (crying) It's a beautiful city, but I hate to go back to it.
George: Don't worry, you won't have to. I'll show them yet. I'm gonna
have my name posted and plastered up and down Broadway until I'm
as well known as Hood's Sasparilla. And if you'll stick along, we'll
whip 'em to a standstill. We'll take 'em like Grant took Richmond.
Mary: I never really thought of leaving, George.
George: We'll make this whole theatrical business sit up and holler
for help. That's what we'll do. They'll all hear from us. Every one
of 'em. They'll all hear from us!
Sam Harris is also thrown out of the office - with
his script.
At Madame Bartholdi's Boarding House, where "Special
Weekly Rates to the Theatrical Profession" are offered, the
place at the table where the Cohan family members sit is termed "Starvation
Corner" by Fanny, the waitress. The Cohan's fellow boarders
consider black-balled George as the problem-child in the family: "Everybody
knows that you and Nellie and Josie can get work anytime anyplace,
but nobody wants Georgie...Sure, he's made trouble in every theater
this side of San Francisco." Having just entered into the boarding
house hallway, George overhears and listens somberly to the discussion
about their perceptions of him as a failure. His mother Nellie defends
her son and the sanctity of their family:
His family hasn't black-balled him. We may have to
take a lot of hard knocks and make a lot of sacrifices, but if
they want our act they'll have to take him too. We're not breaking
up our act or our family.
Concocting a story that his play Little Johnny Jones! has
been bought by Dietz and Goff and will be in rehearsals for a few
months, George suggests to his father that the family split up while
he sets out solo and remains in New York: "Why don't you and
Mom and Josie take whatever offers in the meantime to fill in?" His
sister regrets breaking up: "But it won't be the same going
back on the road without you, Georgie. Why, we'll be like a carriage
with only three wheels."
Later, at Jack's Grill, Sam Harris is failing in his
effort to sell his action-oriented, dramatic manuscript to Schwab
(S.Z. Sakall), a wealthy Hungarian businessman and arts patron who
is disinterested. He states that he prefers musical comedy instead:
I won't be in the theater to find out. I will be
down the street watching a musical comedy. Before I put ten thousand
dollars into a show, it must have songs, dances, and a lot of girls.
Women, women. Little rose petals!
Overhearing their conversation, George inveigles his
way into the discussion and promptly has the naive potential backer
believing that he is on the verge of selling a musical ("with
twenty ponies and twenty showgirls") to Dietz and Goff. Sparking
Schwab's curiosity, George claims he has a song lyric called Yankee
Doodle that he will sing and play on a piano in a private room
of the bar:
Yankee Doodle
I'm a Yankee Doodle Dandy, A Yankee Doodle do or
die,
A real live nephew of my Uncle Sam, Born on the Fourth of July!
I've got a Yankee Doodle sweetheart, She's my Yankee Doodle joy.
Yankee Doodle came to London, Just to ride the ponies.
I AM THAT YANKEE DOODLE BOY!
Schwab is convinced that he must back their musical
(with Cohan and Harris as partners) or lose the deal for the musical
to Dietz and Goff: "I'll give you a check to bind the deal." They
have successfully persuaded him to back their production of Little
Johnny Jones.
A hand opens the conductor's score (on a musical stand)
for Geo M. Cohan's "Little Johnny Jones" - "The YANKEE
DOODLE BOY". Now a theatrical musical performance within a flashback,
the camera pans up to the stage - a race-track area - where beautiful
chorus girls stroll with white parasols and well-dressed gentlemen
bet on horses. George, as horse jockey Johnny Jones - the Yankee
Doodle Boy himself, stands on a pedestal next to a race horse, and
is soon surrounded by the long-gowned, glittering dancers/singers.
He sings the film's classic, all-time favorite title song:
Yankee Doodle Dandy (Boy)
...I'm a Yankee Doodle Dandy, A Yankee Doodle, do
or die;
A real live nephew of my Uncle Sam, Born on the Fourth of July!
I've got a Yankee Doodle sweetheart, She's my Yankee Doodle joy.
Yankee Doodle came to London, Just to ride the ponies,
I am that Yankee Doodle Boy.
As the rousing chorus is sung, the limber song and
dance man George struts across the stage with a stiff-legged gait,
bent forward with a straight upper torso. His high, straight-toed
kicks, jerky convolutions, a bit of bouncing, twirling, tap-dancing,
and other assorted movements make the dynamic, vigorous dance number
come alive. He even uses stage walls as part of the dance floor.
[The stiff-legged gait and the trick of running up the side of the
stage wall were both true characteristics of Cohan's dance style.]
CHORUS
He's a Yankee Doodle Dandy, A Yankee Doodle, do or die;
A real live nephew of his Uncle Sam, Born on the Fourth of July.
He's got a Yankee Doodle sweetheart, She's his Yankee Doodle joy.
Yankee Doodle came to London, Just to ride the ponies,
He is that Yankee Doodle Boy.
At the conclusion of the jaunty number, the favored
but "dishonest"
'Johnny' loses the Derby horse race and is "suspended for throwing
the race."
The show is a smash hit - backstage between the first
and second act, both Schwab and Sam are elated with George: "Oh,
it's goin' wonderful, George, you've got 'em eatin' right out of
your hand...You got a smash hit. It's in the air, kid, it's in the
air. You can't stop anything that's in the air."
The next act in the musical is a night scene on the
pier alongside a ship which is ready to sail from Londontown to "the
city of old New York." Chorus members, who are both on the deck
of the ship and on the pier, sing: All Aboard for Old Broadway.
A gangplank connects the pier to the deck of the ship. As the boat
is set to depart, George (as Johnny Jones) is told by another actor
at center stage on the pier:
Watch for the skyrocket. If it goes off, you'll know
that I've obtained certain papers from Anstey's cabin that will
prove you innocent of throwing the English Derby. It'll mean complete
vindication. So stick here on the pier and watch for the skyrocket.
At the top of the gangplank, the departing, New York-bound
chorus member (Mary) expresses her faith in Johnny: "...don't
worry. We still believe in you." Back on the pier, Johnny turns,
looks and points toward Mary up on the deck, and sings another all-time
classic tune:
Give My Regards to Broadway
Give my regards to Broadway, Remember me to Herald
Square,
Tell all the gang at Forty-Second Street, That I will soon be there
Whisper of how I'm yearning, To mingle with that old time throng;
Give my regards to old Broadway, And say that I'll be there 'ere
long.
The chorus on the deck of the ship reprises the lyrics
back to him as the ship begins to move away from the pier. The pier
darkens, and Johnny Jones is left alone to ponder his unknown fate.
The ship, with tiny lights sparkling, doubles back in the distance,
moving through the moon-lit night on the open water behind him. Suddenly,
a skyrocket zooms up from the distant ship and explodes, showering
the sky with a brilliant, bursting display of fiery sparks. Relieved
that he is innocent, Johnny tap dances with his characteristically
straight-legged movements under a spotlight.
As the curtain falls, the music swells and the audience
applauds enthusiastically - all except agents Dietz and Goff who
are standing in the back of the theater. Dietz smashes Goff's black
top hat onto his head: "That was your department." |