The Story (continued)
On
the moving train, they rehearse their music, with Sweet Sue ordering
the two new musicians to "goose it up a little." Daphne
gleefully asserts: "We'll try." Sugar does a literal, wiggling,
hip-swinging rendition of "Runnin' Wild" with tousled hair:
Runnin' wild, lost control
Runnin' wild, mighty bold
Feeling gay, reckless too
Carefree mind all the time, never blue
Always goin', don't know where
Always showin' I don't care
Don't love nobody, it's not worthwhile
All alone, runnin' wild
Distracted by her 'runnin' wild,' shimmying
backside and chest, Daphne spins his bass so much that he catches
it (and plays) on its backside. Before an irate Sue can fire Sugar,
Daphne covers up for Sugar's drinking problem - and claims the flask
as 'her' own when Sugar's bourbon flask "slip(ped) through" and
falls to the floor from her garter. Sweet Sue prohibits only two
things during working hours: liquor and men. Daphne and Josephine
assure their new boss how that won't be a problem for them because
they're 'good girls':
Josephine: Men! Oh, you don't have to worry about
that.
Daphne: We wouldn't be caught dead with men. Rough, hairy beasts!
Eight hands. And they...they all just want one thing from a girl.
Beinstock: (indignantly) I beg your pardon, Miss!
As they prepare for bed watching all the other girls
undressing and getting ready, Joe instructs Jerry to suppress his
male lust:
Joe: Steady boy. Just keep telling yourself you're
a girl.
Jerry: I'm a girl...I'm a girl...I'm a girl.
After a shot of the pistons on the steam-powered train
plunging forward again and again, a grateful, sheer black nightie-clad
Sugar climbs into Daphne's upper train berth (Number 7) in the middle
of the night to thank 'her' for taking the blame for the bourbon
flask. One of Daphne's wishes is fulfilled when Sugar cuddles affectionately
next to him in her seductive black nightgown:
Sugar: I want to thank you for covering up for me.
You're a real pal.
Daphne: Oh, it's nothing. I-uh, I just thought that us girls should
stick together.
Sugar: If it wasn't for you, they would have kicked me off the train.
I'd be out in the middle of nowhere sitting on my ukelele.
Daphne: Oh, it's freezing outside. When I think about you and your
poor ukelele!
Sugar: If there's ever anything I can do for you?
Daphne (tongue in cheek): I can think of a million things. (She climbs
into Daphne's berth.) That's one of 'em.
Jerry/Daphne's masculinity rears its assertive head
when he is tempted sexually. Wriggling beside him, Sugar relates
innocently - while snuggling - that when she was younger, she used
to cuddle with her sister and pretend that they were "lost in
a dark cave" [symbolic of female genitalia and exploration of
sexual curiosity]:
Sugar: I don't want her [Sweet Sue] to know we're
in cahoots.
Daphne: Oh, well, we won't tell anybody. Not even Josephine.
Sugar: Maybe I'd better stay here till she goes back to sleep.
Daphne: You stay here as long as you like.
Sugar: I'm not crowding you, am I?
Daphne: No, it's nice and cozy.
Sugar: When I was a little girl on cold nights like this, I used
to crawl into bed with my sister. We'd cuddle up under the covers
and pretend we were lost in a dark cave and were trying to find our
way out.
Daphne: (laughing nervously) That's very interesting.
Sugar: Is anything wrong?
Daphne: No, no, no. Not a thing.
Sugar: You poor thing, you're trembling all over.
Daphne: Ridiculous.
Sugar: (She feels his forehead.) Your head's hot.
Daphne: Ridiculous.
Sugar: You got cold feet!
Daphne: Isn't that ridiculous?
Sugar: Here, let me warm them up a little. (She rubs her legs against
him to provide warming friction.) There, isn't that better?
Daphne: Yeah. (muttering to himself) I'm a girl, I'm a girl, I'm
a girl, I'm a girl.
Sugar: What did you say?
Daphne: I'm a very sick girl.
Sugar: Oh, I'd better go before I catch something.
Daphne: I'm not that sick.
Sugar: I've got very low resistance.
Daphne: Sugar, if you feel that you're coming down with something,
my dear, the best thing in the world is a shot of whiskey.
Sugar: You've got some?
Daphne: I know where to get it. Don't move. Hold on.
Jerry asks Sugar to join him for a drink ("it's
the only way to travel") for a secret party ("No lights
- we don't want them to know we're having a party"). He ultimately
wants to 'surprise' her by "spill-ing" or (leaking) the
surprise - the revelation of his true masculine identity ("spills,
thrills, laughs, and games - this may even turn out to be a surprise
party"). As she hands him the drink, she unintentionally forecasts
his secret:
Sugar: What's the surprise?
Daphne: Uh, unh. Not yet.
Sugar: When?
Daphne: Better have a drink first.
Sugar: That'll put hair on your chest.
Daphne: No fair guessing.
Pretty soon to Jerry's dismay, Sugar spreads the word
about their "private"
drinking party, and all the girls in the band cram into the upper berth
for a full-scale party, dooming and spoiling his "surprise" for
Sugar. Party supplies (a bottle of vermouth, a cocktail shaker - a
hot water bottle, a corkscrew, cheese and crackers, paper cups, etc.)
are gathered by the other girls for the party - no longer "for
two." The other females pile into the cramped berth for an unintentional
orgy of scantily-clad musicians with long legs. Daphne warns them to
be careful: "Watch that corkscrew! No crackers in bed!...Thirteen
girls in a berth is bad luck. Twelve of you will have to get out." Symbolic
female and male-phallic images intermingle - the girls pour liquor
into the cocktail shaker while another girl waves a cylindrical, fat
sausage in front of Daphne's face ("Anyone for salami?").
Even Josephine is awakened by the noise - and asked: "Have you
got any maraschino cherries on you?"
Sugar leaves to split a big chunk of ice ("before
it melts") for their drinks - and becomes a close 'girlfriend'
with Josephine in the Ladies Room. As an abused, melancholy alcoholic,
Sugar confesses that she has always had bad luck with all-male bands
and her lovers, when she easily turns weak from music ("All
they have to do is play eight bars of 'Come to Me, My Melancholy
Baby' and my spine turns to custard"). She talks to him about
how she inevitably weakens and falls for male saxophone players in
male groups and then ends up being dumped by them. (During their
conversation, Josephine reminds her that 'she' plays tenor sax -
unconsciously associating his bad behavior with his profession,
but 'she' is promptly told: "But you're a girl, thank goodness"):
I'm not very bright, I guess...just dumb. If I had
any brains, I wouldn't be on this crummy train with this crummy
girls' band...I used to sing with male bands but I can't afford
it anymore...That's what I'm running away from. I worked with six
different ones in the last two years. Oh, brother!...I can't trust
myself. I have this thing about saxophone players, especially tenor
sax...I don't know what it is, they just curdle me. All they have
to do is play eight bars of 'Come to Me, My Melancholy Baby' and
my spine turns to custard. I get goose pimply all over and I come
to 'em...every time...That's why I joined this band. Safety first.
Anything to get away from those bums...You don't know what they're
like. You fall for 'em and you really love 'em - you think this
is gonna be the biggest thing since the Graf Zeppelin - and the
next thing you know, they're borrowing money from you and spending
it on other dames and betting on horses...Then one morning you
wake up, the guy is gone, the saxophone's gone, all that's left
behind is a pair of old socks and a tube of toothpaste, all squeezed
out. So you pull yourself together. You go on to the next job,
the next saxophone player. It's the same thing all over again.
You see what I mean? Not very bright...I can tell you one thing
- it's not gonna happen to me again - ever. I'm tired of getting
the fuzzy end of the lollipop.
Josephine's only pertinent observation is that: "brains
aren't everything."
Sugar drinks because she is unhappy. Now that she is almost 25 years
old ("a quarter of a century"), she hopes to husband-hunt
in Florida where there are
"millionaires - flocks of them. They all go South for the winter
like birds."
Sugar describes the kind of man ("rich bird") she is looking
for - a bespectacled, 'nice-guy' millionaire with a yacht:
I want mine to wear glasses...Men who wear glasses
are so much more gentle, and sweet, and helpless. Haven't you ever
noticed it?..They get those weak eyes from reading - you know,
those long tiny little columns in the Wall Street Journal.
Naturally, Joe is determined to become that kind of
man for Sugar and provide her with "happy days" and "the
sweet end of the lollipop." Back in the train berth, Daphne
hears the rest of the dirty joke from Dolores:
So the one-legged jockey said, 'Don't worry about
me, baby. I ride side-saddle.'
When the party gets too noisy and out of control, and
Daphne is being tickled hysterically with cool blocks of ice by his
party-mates, he pulls the emergency brake, abruptly ending the party
and braking the train - the females spill out of his upper berth.
The band arrives, accompanied by the singing of "Down
Among the Sheltering Palms," at the Seminole-Ritz Hotel in Florida.
[The Florida sequences in the film were shot at a
resort at Coronado Beach, California (near San Diego) - the Victorian-style
Hotel del Coronado, in late 1958.]
Doddering old millionaires (in identical poses - reading Wall
Street Journal newspapers with sunglasses, canes, white panama
hats, etc.) are lined up on the large veranda's porch in a row
of rocking chairs, moving in unison, to greet the entrance of the
girls. One of the goofy, oil-magnate millionaires - wolfish Osgood
Fielding III (Joe E. Brown) with a curled-up brim on his hat, appreciates
all the new arrivals who pass (with his trademark line):
"Zow-ee." Josephine encourages Sugar's gold-digging quest
for a rich man:
Josephine: Well, there they are. More millionaires
than you can shake a stick at.
Sugar: I'll bet there isn't one under seventy-five.
Josephine: Seventy-five. That's three quarters of a century. Makes
a girl think.
Sugar: Let's hope they brought their grand-sons along.
Osgood immediately is smitten in love with Daphne and
introduces himself to the "new" girl in town with "young
blood." Fielding admires her legs when she loses her shoe and
he voluntarily assists in its replacement:
Osgood: I'm Osgood Fielding the Third.
Daphne (quips): I'm Cinderella the Second.
Osgood: If there's one thing I admire, it's a girl with a shapely
ankle.
Daphne: Me too. Bye, bye.
He follows Daphne to the elevator on 'her' way upstairs,
while carrying all her luggage and instrument cases. The imbecilic
yet lusty, oft-married and divorced Osgood tells Daphne about his
inept monetary fortunes with show-business ("showgirls")
and his desire to please his Mama with a new 'catch':
Osgood: You know, I've always been fascinated by
show-business.
Daphne: Is that so?
Osgood: Yes. As a matter of fact, it's cost my family quite a bit
of money.
Daphne: Oh, you invest in shows.
Osgood: Showgirls. I've been married seven or eight times.
Daphne: You're not sure?
Osgood: Mama is keeping score. Frankly, she's getting rather annoyed
with me.
Daphne: (I) wouldn't wonder.
Osgood: So this year...she packed me off to Florida. Right now, she
thinks I'm out there on my yacht - ha, ha, deep sea fishing.
Daphne: Well, pull in your reel, Mr. Fielding, you're barking up
the wrong fish.
Osgood: If I promise not to be a naughty boy, how about dinner tonight?
Daphne: I'm sorry, I'll be on the bandstand.
Osgood: Oh, of course. Which of these instruments do you play?
Daphne: Bow fiddle.
Osgood: Oh, fascinating! Do you use a bow or do you just pluck it?
Daphne: (slyly and lasciviously) Most of the time, I slap it!
Osgood: You must be quite a girl.
Daphne: Wanna bet?
During their elevator ride upstairs, yacht-owning millionaire
Fielding makes a pass and is slapped by an indignant Daphne: "What
kind of a girl do you think I am, Mr. Fielding?" On their way
to hotel rooms after being given their room assignments, Sugar remembers
her bad experience with another male saxophone player in Cincinnati: "What
a heel he was...Was I ever crazy about him? At two in the morning,
he sent me down for hot dogs and potato salad. They were out of potato
salad so I brought cole slaw. So he threw it right in my face."
With 'her' scheming, "feminine intuition," Josephine assures
Sugar that she will "meet a millionaire - a young one." Josephine
also experiences chauvinistic male harrassment from an obnoxious, adolescent
bellboy who states his preferences for women: "That's the way
I like 'em, big and sassy."
In the safety of their room, both 'women' are more
sensitive to how women suffer indignities from men - and they also
understand how females are brusquely treated by cavalier males [the
way Joe routinely acts in relation to women]. They are disgruntled
by their treatment by stereotypical men - learning what it means
to be a woman in a man's world:
Jerry: Dirty old man...I just got pinched in the
elevator.
Joe: Now you know how the other half lives.
Jerry: Look at that. I'm not even pretty.
Joe: They don't care. Just so long as you're wearing a skirt. It's
like waving a red flag in front of a bull.
Jerry: Really. Well I'm sick of being the flag. I want to be a bull
again.
Joe refuses to give up their masquerade in the female
band now that they're in Florida - because they remain broke. He
explains that if they join a male band, Spats Columbo would
locate them and kill them:
So you got pinched in the elevator. So what! Would
you rather be picking lead out of your navel?...What's the beef?
We're sitting pretty. Look, we've got room and board, we're getting
paid every week...
Jealous, Jerry surmises that Joe wants to remain with
Sweet Sue's band because he is interested in Sugar:
Jerry: I know why you want to stay here. You're after
Sugar.
Joe: Me after Sugar?
Jerry: I saw you, the both of you on that bus, all lovey-dovey and
whispering and giggling and borrowing each other's lipstick. I saw
ya.
Joe: (vigorously) What are you talking about?...We're just like sisters.
Jerry: Well I'm your fairy godmother. And I'm gonna keep an eye on
you.
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