The
Story (continued)
A
telephone's ring interrupts their kissing mood and brings both
of them back to reality. His conversation with Buljanoff identifies
him as the Grand Dutchess' representative [her adviser and kept
lover], and he is told the name of the special envoy:
"Yakushova." Suddenly, it dawns on him that "Yakushova" and "Ninotchka" are
the same person after she helps him to spell her complicated Russian
name on a piece of paper.
After finding out her identity - and that he is the
enemy of her mission in Paris, she forces herself to leave his apartment
after discrediting their kissing and love-making. She tells him that
as adversaries, their relationship must be over:
Ninotchka: I must go. (She puts on her coat and
hat)
Leon: Or should I say Special Envoy Yakushova?
Ninotchka: Let's forget we ever met.
Leon: No, no, no, I have a much better suggestion. Let's forget
the telephone ever rang. I never heard that you're Yakushova.
You're Ninotchka. My Ninotchka. (He holds her by the elbows)
Ninotchka: I was sent here by my country to fight you.
Leon: (He attempts to stop her at the doorway) All right, fight
me. Fight me as much as you want, only fight me tomorrow morning.
There's nothing sweeter than sharing a secret with an enemy.
Ninotchka (uncompromisingly): You represent white Russia and
I represent Red Russia.
Leon: No, tonight, let's not represent anybody but ourselves.
Ninotchka: It's out of the question. If you wish to approach
me...
Leon: You know I want to.
Ninotchka: Then do it through my lawyer. (She opens the outer
doors)
Leon: But Ninotchka, you can't walk out like this. I'm crazy
about you. I thought I'd made an impression on you. You liked
the white of my eye.
Ninotchka: I must go.
Leon: Oh no, Ninotchka. I held you in my arms. You kissed me!
Ninotchka: (She lowers her eyes) I kissed the Polish lancer too,
before he died.
In the next scene, in Swana's apartment where she speaks
on the phone, it has been three days since "some horrid female
envoy arrived from Moscow."
In the living room of the Royal Suite, Ninotchka confers with two lawyers
next to piles of books and papers, mechanically reciting her knowledge
of paragraph 59b, section 25f of the Civil Code, page 824, a case law
provision dealing with the property of foreigners residing in France.
As she emerges from the elevator on the lobby level of the hotel to
go to a restaurant, she again views the hat in the millinery shop showcase,
and silently shakes her head.
Outside the hotel, she leans in a taxi cab window and
asks the driver for a recommendation on where to eat. The driver
suggests a place he eats - Pere Mathieu's, "just a place for
workmen" located "down eight blocks, the Rue de Poivrel." The
astounded driver looks after her as she begins walking there. As
she proceeds down the street, she passes by Leon's car - he notices
the direction she is taking.
In the lovely scene in the cafe set a few steps below
the level of the sidewalk, French workmen enjoy their lunch as Ninotchka
enters. She is led to a booth by the window by the restaurateur Pere
Mathieu (Charles Judels). At the solitary table, Ninotchka promptly
orders:
Ninotchka: Raw beets and carrots.
Mathieu: (pleasantly) Madame, this is a restaurant, not a meadow.
The cafe owner hands her a menu to tempt her appetite.
Leon enters the restaurant and casually makes his way by her table,
deliberately pretending not to see her, but then feigning surprise
when he notices her: "Well, for goodness sake, hello! It certainly
is a small world, isn't it!" He sits at a table directly opposite
from her.
When Ninotchka orders her lunch, she states her spartan
tastes:
Ninotchka: Bring me something simple. I never
think about food.
Mathieu: (horrified) Madame, if you don't think about food, what
do you think about?
Ninotchka: The future of the common people.
Mathieu: That's also a question of food.
Leon mockingly acts humbly toward Ninotchka:
You insulted him, you know that? You hurt his
feelings. It was just like telling a musician that you don't
like music. Why that good old man believes in food just as
you believe in Karl Marx. You can't go around hurting people
like that, Comrade Yakushova. (He moves a chair closer to Ninotchka.)
But you can make it up to him. Do you know how? By eating everything
that he brings you with relish, by drinking everything with
gusto, by having a good time for the first time in your natural
life!
To assure her that he is comfortable around the laboring
class, Leon explains how he always eats in the working quarter where
he is "most at home among working men. I hate those places where you circulate
- the Clarence Hotel and those places. This is my natural element." Then,
he waves to other truckmen and workers in the restaurant to prove
his affinity and friendliness to them, although the cafe owner calls
him a "new customer," confirming Ninotchka's suspicions.
He refuses to give up on her and continues to attempt
to win her over with his affable charm. He moves completely over
to her table, and tries to make her less grim:
Leon: When we first went to my apartment, did
I have the slightest idea that you were connected with this
deal?
Ninotchka: You know now. And I know now that you are a man who
employs business methods which in Russia would be punished by
death.
Leon: Ohhh, death, death! Always so glum! What about life,
Ninotchka? Do Russians never think about life? Of the moment
in which we are living? The only moment we ever really have?
Oh, Ninotchka, don't take things so seriously. Nothing is worth
it, really. Please...relax...I beg you, Sergeant, smile!
Ninotchka: What?
Leon: Will you smile?
Ninotchka: Why?
Leon: Well, just smile.
Ninotchka: At what?
Leon: At anything. At the whole ridiculous spectacle of life.
At people being so serious, taking themselves pompously, exaggerating
their own importance. If you can't think of anything else to
laugh at, you can laugh at you and me.
Ninotchka: Why?
Leon: Because we are an odd couple.
Ninotchka: Then you should go back to your table.
Leon: No. No, I can't leave you. I won't. Not yet. Not until
I've made you laugh...at least once.
To melt her icy, stony-faced, humorless, impassive
exterior and have her
"laugh from the heart," he tells her dumb jokes, beginning
with a funny story. But her logical, methodical questioning of the
facts of his first joke throws him off. Leon's second and third attempted
jokes, a Scotch story about two Scotchmen who met on a street and a
silly joke about the moon fail to produce any response. Accusing her
of being unfunny, glum, and having no sense of humor: "Maybe the
trouble isn't with the joke, maybe it's with you," he gives her "one
more chance." He raises his voice threateningly to deliver his
final joke:
When I first heard this joke, I laughed myself
sick! Here goes. A man comes into a restaurant. He sits down
at the table and he says, 'Waiter, bring me a cup of coffee
without cream.' Five minutes later, the waiter comes back and
says, 'I'm sorry, sir, we have no cream. Can it be without
milk?'
All the workmen in the cafe burst into laughter, but
Ninotchka doesn't laugh. Leon is furious, and tells her the joke
again to make sure she gets it, but becomes all mixed up in the retelling.
He is exasperated with her: "Oh you have no sense of humor!
None whatsoever. Not a grain of humor in you. There's not a laugh
in you. Everybody laughs at it but not you!" And then he leans
backward on the shaky table behind him and accidentally topples over
in his chair, causing everything to crash to the floor. He finally
succeeds in making her laugh uproariously and uncontrollably. She
howls, throws her head back, and collapses across the table, pounding
it with her hand. His embarrassed reaction while lying sprawled on
the floor is one of indignation: "What's so funny about this?" He
slowly gets up from the floor, recomposes himself, and sits next
to her. And then he recovers and breaks down into howling laughter
with her. He sees the humor of the situation and joins in everyone's
laughter at his own expense. He has successfully cracked through
her determined facade of Russian reserve.
In the next scene in the living room of the Royal
Suite, Ninotchka is seen in a conference with her two lawyers and
the three Russians. She suddenly laughs unexplainedly, totally out
of character, transformed by her experience of the previous day.
The hearing on the injunction is set for two weeks later, and the
Russians realize that they must helplessly remain in Paris until
that time. Warming up to the idea of enjoying herself (without visiting
all the public utilities), she gives her comrades money to go out
and enjoy Paris:
"Here are fifty francs...Bring me back forty-five."
After they have left - a bit disappointed, Ninotchka
locks both outer doors of the Royal Suite behind them. She goes to
a locked, lower bureau drawer - she kneels and takes from it the
very hat which she had twice disapproved of in the showcase window
of the hotel lobby. She holds it up, stares at it, moves over to
the large, full-length mirror in her bedroom and firmly places the
frivolous, cone-shaped hat on her head with both hands. After a long,
almost hopeless look at herself in the mirror, she sits down, looks
uncertainly at herself, leans forward and gazes at the image of a
new person, and then rests her chin on her hand. Ninotchka is beginning
to lose interest in the Duchess' jewels - ready to exchange her stark,
military-style clothes, and gradually accept the latest Parisian
fashions.
The scene dissolves to Leon's apartment, an evening
scene, in which Gaston views with alarm the "distinct change" in
Leon after meeting "that Bolshevik lady." When the doorbell
rings, Leon stops Gaston from going to open the door, repeating Ninotchka's
words to him: "Go to bed, little father, go to bed."
When Leon answers the door, Ninotchka timidly enters, wearing her new
hat and a new dress - a complete outfit that she shyly models. Leon
gazes at her splendid new clothes for a few moments, takes her hand,
kisses it, and then leads her into the living room:
Ninotchka: I don't look too foolish?
Leon: Foolish? If this dress were walking down the boulevard
all by itself, I would follow it from one end of Paris to
the other, and when I caught up with it, I would say, 'Wait
a moment, you charming little dress. I want you to meet Ninotchka...you
two were meant for each other.'
Although she remembers his apartment, the experience
is a novel one for her as a new, relaxed, and blossoming woman, changed
in appearance and personality. She radiantly warms up to him and
expresses her tender mood after giving herself up to the pleasures
of love with him. The clock chimes nine o'clock. Overwhelmed by his
own love for her, Leon attempts to declare his love for her and stammers.
She also attempts to tell him that she loves him, although she cannot
quite bring herself to say the words:
Leon: ...I have things to tell you about which
I can't shout. Darling...I...oh... (He takes her in his arms
and kisses her.) You see, I couldn't shout that.
Ninotchka: Oh Leon, Leon, you know the jokes you told me a few
days ago? I wake up in the middle of the night and laugh at them.
You know that's wrong. They aren't funny, they're silly, they're
stupid. And still, I laugh at them...and when I look at Buljanoff
and Iranoff and Kopalski I know they are scoundrels and I should
hate them - then I realize who made them like that, and instead
of sending my report to Moscow I go down and buy a ridiculous
hat, and if this keeps on - am I too talkative?
Leon: No, no...go on.
Ninotchka: Leon, I want to tell you something which I thought
I would never say, which I thought nobody ever should say, because
I didn't think it existed...and, Leon...I can't say it...(They
kiss again and then embrace. Afterwards, she takes a little mirror
and lipstick from her handbag and guiltily makes up her lips.)
Leon: What a gesture for a Sergeant.
Leon shows her the silver-framed photograph of the
Grand Duchess Swana that he has put away in a desk drawer. Sadly
jealous and making comparisons, Ninotchka makes a request:
Oh Leon, don't ever ask me for a picture of myself.
I couldn't bear the thought of being shut up in a drawer. I
couldn't breathe, I couldn't stand it.
Leon takes her in his arms to reassure her - they are
deliriously in love.
The Duchess Swana and five other smartly-dressed Parisians
have already seated themselves in a fashionable night club, eagerly
anticipating the spectacle of Leon with "that female Bolshevik." Swana
expects to triumph over the Russian:
"Now, we must be very discreet. If she sucks her soup and drinks
out of her finger bowl, I don't want anyone to laugh. We must not embarrass
poor little Leon. He has gone through enough for my sake. We mustn't
add insult to injury."
When Leon enters with a radiantly-dressed Ninotchka in a beautiful
evening gown, Swana's expression freezes.
After they are seated at their own table, Leon decides
to order dry champagne as an inexperienced Ninotchka is about to
take her first sip:
Ninotchka: The closest I ever came to champagne
was in a newsreel. The wife of some president was throwing
it at a battleship.
Leon: It's always good luck to launch something with champagne;
a battleship...or an evening.
Ninotchka: It's funny to look back. I was brought up on goat's
milk. I had a ration of vodka in the army, and now champagne.
Leon: From goats to grapes. That's drinking in the right direction.
Ninotchka: (After her first taste, her face grimaces but then
breaks into a smile.) It's good. (She drinks the whole glass
down at once.) From what I read I thought champagne was a strong
drink. It's delicate. Does anyone ever get drunk on this?
Leon: Well, there have been cases...but the headache the next
morning is worth while - if you drink it with the right toast.
(They toast, raising their glasses.) To us, Ninotchka!
The Grand Duchess stops by their table and introduces
herself, inviting herself to sit down with them for a few moments.
With an acerbic, sharp-edged wit and a desire to embarrass him, she
discusses her dog Punchy and his recent triumph at a dog show:
Swana (to Ninotchka) You see, Count d'Algout
gave me Punchy for my birthday. (To Leon) You must have searched
for weeks before you found anything as divine as Punchy, didn't
you Leon?
Leon: Months, Swana.
Swana (to Ninotchka): Oh poor Madame Yakushova...here we are
talking in mysteries...I'm sure you wonder what it's all about.
Ninotchka (dryly and directly): Not at all...I understand perfectly.
Count d'Algout gave you a dog. You made it very clear, Madame.
Swana: Oh dear me...I must be losing my finesse. If I'm not careful,
I'll be understood by everybody.
Leon (uncomfortably): There's a charming crowd here tonight,
isn't there?
Swana persists, cynically criticizing Ninotchka's evening
attire, but Ninotchka will not back down, fencing back with the Duchess:
Swana: Is that what they're wearing in Moscow
this year?
Ninotchka: No, last year, madame.
Swana: Isn't it amazing? One gets the wrong impression of the
new Russia. It must be charming. I'm delighted conditions have
improved so. I assume this is what the factory workers wear at
their dances.
Ninotchka: Exactly. You see, it would have been very embarrassing
for people of my sort to wear low-cut gowns in the old Russia.
The lashes of the Cossacks across our backs were not very becoming,
and you know how vain women are.
Swana: Yes, you're quite right about the Cossacks. We made a
great mistake when we let them use their whips. They had such
reliable guns.
Concerned about losing her male lover, and trying to
rub her bitchiness in even further, Swana mentions the lawsuit against
the Russian:
The only thing we have in common is our lawsuit
and that will be settled next week. I understand everything
will be over by Thursday. Am I right?...It's too bad you have
so few more days here in Paris. (To Leon) Now Leon, be sure
and redouble your efforts so that Madame can take some pleasant
memories when she returns to Moscow.
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