"Give me Librium or give me meth."
The Boys in the Band (1970)
Play clip (excerpt): 
- "I'd
like a, uh, plain omelette. No potatoes. Tomatoes instead. A cup
of coffee, and wheat toast."
- "No substitutions."
- "What do you mean? You don't have any tomatoes?"
- "Only what's on the menu. You can have a number
two. A plain omelette. It comes with cottage fries and rolls."
- "Yeah, I know what it comes with. But it's not what
I want."
- "Well, I'll come back when you make up your mind."
- "Wait a minute. I have made up my mind. I'd
like a plain omelette. No potatoes on the plate. A cup of coffee,
and a side order of wheat toast."
- "I'm sorry, we don't have any side orders of toast. I'll give you
an English muffin or a coffee roll."
- "What do you mean, you don't make side orders of toast? You make
sandwiches, don't you?"
- "Would you like to talk to the manager?
- "...You've got bread and a toaster of some kind?"
- "I don't make the rules."
- "OK, I'll make it as easy for you as I can. I'd like an omelette,
plain, and a chicken salad sandwich on wheat toast. No mayonnaise, no butter,
no lettuce, and a cup of coffee."
- "A number two. A chicken sal san. Hold the butter, the lettuce
and the mayonnaise. And a cup of coffee. Anything else?"
- "Yeah."
- "Now all you have to do
is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad
sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules."
- "You want me to hold the chicken, huh?"
- "I want you to hold it between your knees."
- "Do you see that sign, sir? Yes, you all have to
leave. I'm not taking any more of your smartness and sarcasm."
- "You see this sign?" (With one gesture with his right arm, he swept
all the water glasses, place-mats, cutlery and menus off the table.)
Five Easy Pieces (1970)
Play clip (excerpt): (long)
"Love means
never having to say you're sorry."
Love Story (1970)
Play clips (excerpt): (Jenny) (Oliver)
"Oh,
Frank. Oh, Frank. My lips are hot. Oh, kiss my hot lips."
M*A*S*H (1970)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"This
isn't a hospital! It's an insane asylum! And it's your fault because
you don't do anything to discourage them!"
- "What do you want me to do?"
- "Put them under arrest."
M*A*S*H (1970)
Play clip (excerpt): 
-
"My God! They've shot him!"
- "Hot Lips, you
incredible nin-com-poop! It's the end of the quarter."
M*A*S*H (1970)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"...Now
I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for
his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for
his country. Men, all this stuff you've heard about America not wanting
to fight - wanting to stay out of the war, is a lot of horse dung.
Americans traditionally love to fight. All real Americans love the
sting of battle. When you were kids, you all admired the champion marble
shooter, the fastest runner, the big league ball players, the toughest
boxers. Americans love a winner and will not tolerate a loser. Americans
play to win all the time. I wouldn't give a hoot in hell for a man
who lost and laughed. That's why Americans have never lost and will
never lose a war, because the very thought of losing is hateful to
Americans. Now, an army is a team - it lives, eats, sleeps, fights
as a team. This individuality stuff is a bunch of crap. The bilious
bastards who wrote that stuff about individuality for the Saturday
Evening Post don't know anything more about real battle
than they do about fornicating. Now, we have the finest food and equipment,
the best spirit, and the best men in the world. You know, by God, I
actually pity those poor bastards we're goin' up against. By God, I
do. We're not just gonna shoot the bastard, we're going to cut out
their living guts and use them to grease the treads of our tanks. We're
going to murder those lousy Hun bastards by the bushel. Now, some of
you boys, I know, are wondering whether or not you'll chicken out under
fire. Don't worry about it. I can assure you that you will all do your
duty. The Nazis are the enemy. Wade into them, spill their blood, shoot
them in the belly. When you put your hand into a bunch of goo that
a moment before was your best friend's face, you'll know what to do."
Patton (1970)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"...Now
there's another thing I want you to remember. I don't want to get
any messages saying that we are holding our position. We're not holding
anything. Let the Hun do that. We are advancing constantly and we're
not interested in holding onto anything except the enemy. We're going
to hold onto him by the nose and we're gonna kick him in the ass.
We're gonna kick the hell out of him all the time and we're gonna
go through him like crap through a goose. Now, there's one thing
that you men will be able to say when you get back home, and you
may thank God for it. Thirty years from now when you're sitting around
your fireside with your grandson on your knee, and he asks you: 'What
did you do in the Great World War II?', you won't have to say: 'Well,
I shoveled s--t in Louisiana.' All right now, you sons-of-bitches,
you know how I feel - and I will be proud to lead you wonderful guys
into battle anytime, anywhere. That's all."
Patton
(1970)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"I
love it. God help me, I do love it so. I love it more than my life."
Patton (1970)
Play clip (excerpt):
"For over a thousand years, Roman conquerors returning from the wars enjoyed the honor of a triumph - a tumultuous parade. In the procession came trumpeters and musicians and strange animals from the conquered territories, together with carts laden with treasure and captured armaments. The conqueror rode in a triumphal chariot, the dazed prisoners walking in chains before him. Sometimes his children, robed in white, stood with him in the chariot, or rode the trace horses. A slave stood behind the conqueror, holding a golden crown, and whispering in his ear a warning: that all glory is fleeting."
Patton (1970)
Play clip (excerpt):
"Daddy,
my Daddy!"
The Railway Children (1970)
Play clip (excerpt):
"Well, he'll be working on it, wherever he is."
The Abominable Dr. Phibes (1971)
Play clip (excerpt):
"There
was me. That is, Alex and my three droogs. That is, Pete, Georgie
and Dim. And we sat in the Korova Milkbar trying to make up
our razoodocks what to do with the evening. The Korova Milkbar
sold milk-plus, milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom, which
is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and make you
ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence."
A Clockwork Orange (1971)
Play clip (excerpt):
"It
was around by the derelict casino that we came across Billyboy and
his four droogs. They were getting ready to perform a little of the
old in-out, in-out on a weepy young devotchka they had there."
A Clockwork Orange (1971)
Play clip (excerpt):
"How
art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap, stinking chip oil? Come and
get one in the yarbles, if you have any yarbles, you eunich jelly
thou."
A Clockwork Orange (1971)
Play clip (excerpt):
"I'm
singin' in the rain. Just singin' in the rain!"
A Clockwork Orange (1971)
Play clip (excerpt):
"We
were all feeling a bit shagged and fagged and fashed, it having been
an evening of some small energy expenditure, O my brothers. So we got
rid of the auto and stopped off at the Korova for a nightcap... She suddenly
came with a burst of singing. And it was like for a moment, O my brothers,
some great bird had flown into the milkbar and I felt all the malenky
little hairs on my plott standing endwise and the shivers crawling up
like slow malenky lizards and then down again. Because I knew what she
sang. It was a bit from the glorious Ninth, by Ludwig van."
A Clockwork Orange (1971)
Play clips (excerpt):
"She
came towards me with the light like it was the like light of heavenly
grace, and the first thing that flashed into my gulliver was that
I'd like to have her right down there on the floor with the old in-out,
real savage. But as quick as a shot came the sickness, like a detective
that had been watching around the corner and now followed to make
his arrest."
A Clockwork Orange (1971)
Play clip (excerpt):
"No
time for the old in and out, love. I've just come to read the meter."
A Clockwork Orange (1971)
Play clip (excerpt):
"I
was cured, all right."
A Clockwork Orange (1971)
Play clip (excerpt):
"James, how the hell do we get those diamonds down again?"
Diamonds Are Forever (1971)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"I know what you're thinkin'. 'Did he fire six shots or only
five?' Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost
track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun
in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself
one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk?"
Dirty Harry (1971)
Play clip (excerpt): (short) (long)
- "Intelligent
creature. But then, so were your mother and father."
- "Mama, Mama, Mama, Mama...."
Escape from the Planet of the Apes (1971)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"Hey,
s--thead! When's the last time you picked your feet, huh?...I got
a man in Poughkeepsie who wants
to talk to you. You ever been to
Poughkeepsie? Huh? Have you ever
been to Poughkeepsie?...Hey, Come on,
come on, say it. Let me hear you say it. Come on. Have you ever been to
Poughkeepsie? You been to Poughkeepsie, haven't ya? I want to hear it!
Come on!...You been there, right?...You sat on the edge of the bed, didn't
ya? You took off your shoes, put your finger between your toes, and picked
your feet, didn't ya?"
The French Connection (1971)
Play clip (excerpt): 
- "This
is Doyle. I'm sittin' on Frog One."
- "Yeah, I know that. We got the Westbury covered like a tent."
- "The
Westbury, my ass! l got him on the shuttle at Grand Central. Now, what
the hell's goin' on up there?"
The French Connection (1971)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"First,
here is the personality interview which you are to fill out and return.
Now then, are you ready, Harold? Here is the first question.
'Are you uncomfortable meeting new people?'
Well, I think that's a yes, don't you agree, Harold?
'Should sex education be taught outside the home?' Oh,
I would say no, wouldn't you, Harold? Yeah, we'll give a D there.
Three: 'Should women run for president of the United States?'
I don't see why not. Absolutely yes. 'Do you
remember jokes and take pleasure in relating them to others?'
Well, you don't do that, do you, Harold? No. Absolutely not.
'Do you often get the feeling that perhaps life isn't worth living?'
Hmm, what is it, Harold? A? B? Oh, we'll put C - not sure.
'Is the subject of sex being overexploited by our mass media?'
Well, that would have to be yes, wouldn't it?
'Is it difficult for you to accept criticism?'
No. We'll mark D. 'Do you sometimes have headaches
or backaches after a difficult day?' Yes,
I do indeed. 'Do you go to sleep easily?'
I'd say so. 'Do you believe in capital punishment
for murder?' Oh, yes, I do indeed.
'In your opinion, are social affairs usually a waste of time?'
Heavens, no! 'Can God influence our lives?'
Oh, yes, absolutely yes. 'Does your personal
religion or philosophy include a life after death?'
Oh, yes, indeed. That's absolutely. 'Did you
enjoy life when you were a child?' Oh, yes, you were
a wonderful baby, Harold. 'Do you think
the sexual revolution has gone too far?' It
certainly has. 'Do you find the idea of
wife-swapping distasteful?' I even find
the question distasteful. 'Do you...' (gunshot)
Harold, please! 'Do you have ups and downs without
obvious reason?' Oh, that's you, Harold!"
Harold and Maude (1971)
Play clip (excerpt):
"Greet the dawn with a breath of fire."
Harold and Maude (1971)
Play clip (excerpt):
"I
understand a lot of people enjoy being dead. But they're not dead,
really. They're just backing away from life. Reach out. Take a chance. Get hurt even. Play as well as ya can. Go team, go! Give me an L. Give me an I. Give me a V. Give me an E. L-I-V-E. LIVE!
Otherwise, you got nothin' to talk about in the locker room."
Harold and Maude (1971)
Play clip (excerpt):
"I
would be remiss in my duty if I did not tell you that the idea of intercourse:
and the fact of your firm, young body co-mingling with the withered
flesh, sagging breasts and flabby buttocks, makes me want to vomit."
Harold and Maude (1971)
Play clip (excerpt):
-
"What's the difference between going out on a call as a model or as an
actress, or as a call girl? You're successful as a call girl."
- "Because
when you're a call girl, you control it, that's why. Because someone
wants you. Not me. I mean, there are some
johns that I have regularly that want me, and that's terrific. But
they want a woman and I know I'm good. And I arrive at their hotel
or their apartment and they're usually nervous, which is fine,
because I'm not. I
know what I'm doing. And for an hour, for an hour, I'm the best actress
in the world. I'm the best f--k in the world. And..."
- "Why did you say you're the best
actress in the world? At that time?"
- "Because it's an act. That's
what's nice about it. You don't have to feel anything. You don't have
to care about anything. You don't have to like anybody. You just, uh,
you just lead them by the ring in their nose in the direction that they
think they want to go in. And you get a lot of money out of them in as
short a period of time as possible. And uh, you, you control it and you
call the shots and I always feel just great afterwards."
- "And you enjoyed it?"
- "No."
Klute (1971)
Play clip (excerpt):
"Play 'Misty' for me."
Play Misty For Me (1971)
Play clip (excerpt):
"I
was never to see her again. Nor was I ever to learn what became of
her. We were different then. Kids were different. It took us longer
to understand the things we felt. Life is made up of small comings
and goings. And for everything we take with us, there is something
that we leave behind. In the summer of '42, we raided the Coast Guard
station four times, we saw five movies, we had nine days of rain.
Benjie broke his watch. Oscy gave up the harmonica, and in a very
special way, I lost Hermie forever."
Summer of '42 (1971)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"Let it be said that they found us very close together, in the light."
They Might Be Giants (1971)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"Hold
your breath. Make a wish. Count to three."
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (1971)
Play clip (excerpt):
"If
the good Lord had intended us to walk, he wouldn't have invented
roller skates."
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (1971)
Play clip (excerpt):
"...you
get nothing! You lose! Good day, sir!"
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (1971)
Play clip (excerpt):
- "But Charlie, don't forget what happened
to the man that suddenly got everything he always wanted."
- "What happened?"
- "He lived happily ever after."
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (1971)
Play clip (excerpt):
"Willkommen,
bienvenue,
welcome. Fremde, etranger, stranger. Glucklich zu sehen. Je suis
enchante. Happy to see you. Bleibe, reste, stay. Willkommen, bienvenue,
welcome. lm Cabaret, au Cabaret, to Cabaret."
Cabaret (1972)
Play clip (excerpt):
- "...Okay,
we've got about 60 seconds of privacy before they find out we're
here, now, so uh, what's on your mind, Senator?"
- "I don't know." (knocks on door)
- "Okay, we gotta get out. See, I told you they'd be here."
- "Marvin, what do we do now?"
- "Wait a minute. Wait a minute. What?"
- "What do we do now?" (drowned out)
The Candidate (1972)
Play clip (excerpt):
- "Say,
mister, I love the way you wear that hat."
- "You don't know nothin'."
Deliverance (1972)
Play clip (excerpt): 
-
"What's you wanna do with him?"
- "He
got a real pretty mouth, ain't he?"
- "That's the truth."
- "You're gonna do some prayin' for me, boy. And you
better pray good."
Deliverance (1972)
Play clip (excerpt): 
- "Lovely.
Lovely. Lovely."
- "Thou shall not be afraid for the terror by night."
- "Lovely."
- "Nor for the arrow which flieth by day."
- "Lovely."
- "Nor for
the pestilence which walketh in darkness."
- "Lovely!"
- "Nor for the destruction
that wasteth at noonday."
- "Lovely."
- "He shall give His angels charge
over thee, to guard thee in all thy ways."
- "Lovely! Lovely! Lovely!
Lovely! Lovely. You... bitch! Women! They're all the same. They are.
I'll show you."
Frenzy (1972)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"Mr. Rusk, you're not wearing your tie."
Frenzy (1972)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"Leave the gun. Take the cannoli."
The Godfather (1972)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse."
The Godfather (1972)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"My father made him an offer he couldn't refuse."
The Godfather (1972)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"And the promise is that the deal is so good that we can't refuse."
The Godfather (1972)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"Whaddya
gonna do? Nice college boy, eh? Didn't want to get mixed up in the
Family business. And now ya wanna gun down a police captain. Why?
Because he slapped ya in the face a little bit? Hah! What do you
think this is, the Army where you shoot 'em a mile away?
You've gotta get up close like this and, bada-bing, you blow
their brains all over your nice Ivy League suit. C'mere. You're takin'
this very personal."
The Godfather (1972)
Play clip (excerpt): 
- "What the hell is this?"
- "It's a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes."
The Godfather (1972)
Play clip (excerpt): 
- "So
you're here? Why didn't you answer?"
- "Go get the butter."
- "I have to hurry.
I have a cab downstairs waiting."
- "Go get the butter."
- "It makes me crazy!
That you're so damned sure that I'm coming back here."
Last Tango in Paris (1972)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"Attention! Attention! Ladies and gentlemen, attention! There is a herd of killer rabbits headed this way and we desperately need your help!"
Night of the Lepus (1972)
Play clip (excerpt): 
-
"Babs, Babs. Why isn't the eggman here? l'm starvin' to death for some
eggs. Please, Babs, come in and give me some eggs."
- "l'm comin', Mama. l'm
comin'. You can hold on."
- "Cotton, Cotton. Babs won't give me my eggs.
Cotton, please come in here and give me my eggs."
- "Be in in a minute,
Edie. Don't you worry. l'll fry ya up some, honey."
- "Eggs! Eggs! Eggs!"
Pink Flamingos (1972)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"Kill
everyone now! Condone first degree murder! Advocate cannibalism!
Eat s--t! Filth are my politics! Filth is my life!"
Pink Flamingos (1972)
Play clip (excerpt): 
-
"She
can't climb in that. It's too tight."
- "She's got nothing under it!"
- "Just
panties. What else do l need?"
The Poseidon Adventure (1972)
Play clip (excerpt): 
-
"Where's Regan?"
- "In here with us...
Can
you help an old altar boy, Father? Your mother's in here
with us, Karras. Would you like to leave a message? I'll see that she
gets it."
The Exorcist (1973)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"What
an excellent day for an exorcism."
The Exorcist (1973)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"Keep away. The sow is mine!"
The Exorcist (1973)
Play clip (excerpt): 
-
"I'm gonna kick your ass around the block for drill, man."
- "You try it and I'll call the shore patrol."
-
"I
am the motherf--kin' shore patrol, motherf--ker! I am the motherf--kin'
shore patrol! Give this man a beer."
-
"I don't want a beer."
-
"You're gonna have a f--kin' beer!"
The Last Detail (1973)
Play clip (excerpt): 
-
"Hi!"
- "Oh, hi. What's your name?"
-
"Sunny. You
know, I've been living here almost six months now. It's funny I've
never met you before."
- "Oh, well, I work a lot."
- "I know. You're the cop who lives upstairs."
-
"That's right."
- "Mind if I ask you a question?"
- "Go ahead."
- "What
does a girl have to do to go to bed with you?"
- "Try knocking on the door?"
Magnum Force (1973)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"That's
a big chicken. What a way to go! To be pecked to death."
Sleeper (1973)
Play clip (excerpt):
"Sex and
death. Two things that come once in a lifetime. But at least after death you're
not nauseous."
Sleeper (1973)
Play clip (excerpt):
"Soylent
Green is people!"
Soylent Green (1973)
Play clip (excerpt): 
- "You not gonna stick around for your share?"
- "Naah, I'd only blow it."
The Sting (1973)
Play clip (excerpt):
"Excuse
me while I whip this out." (gasps and screams)
Blazing Saddles (1974)
Play clip (excerpt):
"Hold
it. The next man makes a move, the nigger gets it."
Blazing Saddles (1974)
Play clip (excerpt): 
FARTING SOUNDS AROUND CAMPFIRE
- "How
about some more beans, Mr. Taggart?"
- "I'd say you've
had enough!"
Blazing Saddles (1974)
Play clip (excerpt): 
(singing) "I've
been with thousands of men/again and again/they promise the moon/they're
always coming and going and going and coming - and always too soon."
Blazing Saddles (1974)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"Hello,
handsome, is that a ten-gallon hat - or are you just enjoying the
show?"
Blazing Saddles (1974)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"Is it twue what they say about the way you people are gifted? (sound of zipper being opened) Oh, it's twue. It's twue. It's twue, it's twue!"
Blazing Saddles (1974)
Play clip (excerpt): 
-
"Why would Hedley Lamarr care about where the choo-choo goes?"
-
"Don't
know. Mongo
only pawn...in game of life."
Blazing Saddles (1974)
Play clip (excerpt): 
- "Taggart."
- "Yes, sir."
- "I've decided to launch an attack that will reduce
Rock Ridge to ashes."
- "What do you want me to do, sir?"
- "I want you to round up every vicious criminal
and gunslinger in the West. Take this down: I want rustlers, cut-throats,
murderers, bounty hunters, desperadoes, mugs, pugs, thugs, nit-wits, half-wits,
dim-wits, vipers, snipers, con-men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers,
buggerers, bush-whackers, horn-swagglers, horse-thieves, bull-dykes, train-robbers,
bank-robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers, and Methodists! Ha, ha, ha, ha!"
- "Could you repeat that, sir?"
Blazing Saddles (1974)
Play clip (excerpt):
- "Qualifications?"
- "Rape, murder, arson, and rape."
- "You said 'rape' twice."
- "I like rape." (Ha, ha, ha - he'll do)
- "Charming. Sign right here."
Blazing Saddles (1974)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"Badges?
We don't need no stinkin' badges!"
Blazing Saddles (1974)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"Does
anybody got a dime?...Somebody's gotta go back and get a s--tload
of dimes."
Blazing Saddles (1974)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"I
don't get tough with anybody, Mr. Gittes. My lawyer does."
Chinatown (1974)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"You're
a very nosy fellow, kitty-cat, huh? You know what happens to nosy
fellows? Huh, no? Want to guess? Huh, no? OK. They lose their noses.
Next time you lose the whole thing. (I) cut if off and feed it to
my goldfish. Understand? Understand!?"
Chinatown (1974)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"You
may think you know what you're dealing with, but believe me, you
don't....'Course I'm respectable. I'm old. Politicians, ugly buildings,
and whores all get respectable if they last long enough."
Chinatown (1974)
Play clip (excerpt):
"You
see, Mr. Gittes, most people never have to face the fact (that at)
the right time and the right place, they're capable of anything."
Chinatown (1974)
Play clip (excerpt):
-
"Who is she? And don't give me that crap about your sister, because
you don't have a sister."
- "I'll tell you, I'll tell you the truth."
- "Good. What's her name?"
- "Katherine."
- "Katherine who?"
- "She's my daughter."
- "I said, 'I want the truth.'"
- "She's my sister. She's my daughter. My sister, my daughter."
- "I said, 'I want the truth!'"
- "She's my sister and my daughter!...My father and I
- understand? Or is it too tough for you?"
Chinatown (1974)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"Forget
it, Jake, it's Chinatown."
Chinatown (1974)
Play clips (excerpt): (short) (extended)
"Michael,
we're bigger than U.S. Steel."
The Godfather, Part 2 (1974)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"I
make an offer he don't refuse. Don't worry."
The Godfather, Part 2 (1974)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"My
father taught me many things here. He taught me, 'Keep your friends
close, but your enemies closer.'"
The Godfather, Part 2 (1974)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"I'll
make him an offer he can't refuse."
The Godfather: Part
2 (1974)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"I
know it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart."
The Godfather, Part 2 (1974)
Play clip (excerpt): 
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- "Igor,
would you give me a hand with the bags?"
- "Certainly. You take the blonde and I'll
take the one in the turban."
Young Frankenstein (1974)
Play clip (excerpt): 
- "What
knockers!" (referring to giant wrought-iron door knockers)
- "Oh, thank you, Doctor."
Young Frankenstein (1974)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"Put
the candle back."
Young Frankenstein (1974)
Play clip (excerpt): 
- "Good
night, Herr Doktor."
- "Good night, Frau Blucher." (followed
by the whinnying and neighing of horses)
Young Frankenstein (1974)
Play clip (excerpt): 
- "I
am Frau Blucher." (followed by the whinnying and neighing
of horses)
- "Steady!"
- "How do you do? I am Dr. Fronk-en-steen. This is
my assistant, Inga. May I present, Frau Blucher." (more
horse sounds)
Young Frankenstein (1974)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"Oh,
you men are all alike. Seven or eight quick ones and you're out with
the boys to boast and brag. YOU BETTER KEEP YOUR MOUTHS SHUT! Oh,
I think I love him."
Young Frankenstein (1974)
Play clip (excerpt): 
- "You
know, it's a puzzlement. There's always something I've wanted to
ask you about that operation. You know, in the transference part,
the Monster got part of your wonderful brain. But what did you ever
get from him?"
- "Mmmmmmmmmmm...!!"
- "No! Oh! I don't believe..! Oh! Ow! Oh! Oh! Oh, sweet mystery
of life - at last I've found you!"
Young Frankenstein (1974)
Play clip (excerpt):
"Attica!
Attica! Attica!..."
Dog Day Afternoon (1975)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"$10,000
dollars for me by myself. For that, you get the head, the tail
- the whole damn thing."
Jaws (1975)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"You're
gonna need a bigger boat."
Jaws (1975)
Play clip (excerpt): 
- "I
used to hate the water."
- "I can't imagine why."
Jaws (1975)
Play clip (excerpt): 
- "If
you so much as come near the Countess, I'll see that you never
see the light of day again."
- "If a man said that to me, I'd break his neck."
- "I am a man."
- "Well, I mean a much shorter man."
Love and Death (1975)
Play clip (excerpt): 
- "He was from my village. He was the village idiot!"
- "Yeah, what'd you do, place?"
Love and Death (1975)
Play clip (excerpt): 
- "You're
disgusting, but I love you."
- "Well, my disgustingness is my best feature."
Love and Death (1975)
Play clip (excerpt): 
- "You
are the greatest lover I've ever had."
- "Well, I practice a lot when I'm alone."
Love and Death (1975)
Play clip (excerpt): 
- "Sex
without love is an empty experience."
- "Yes, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best."
Love and Death (1975)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"The
question is - have I learned anything about life? Only that, only
that human beings are divided into mind and body. The mind embraces
all the nobler aspirations, like poetry and philosophy, but the
body has all the fun. The important thing, I think, is not to be
bitter. You know, if it turns out that there is a god, I don't
think that he's evil, I think that, that the worst you can say
about him is that, basically, he's an under-achiever. After all,
you know, there are worse things in life than death. I mean, If
you've ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman, you know
exactly what I mean. The key here I think is to, to not think of
death as an end, but think of it more as a very effective way
of cutting down on your expenses. Regarding love, huh, you know,
uh, what can you say? It's not the quantity of your sexual relations
that count. It's the quality. On the other hand, if the quantity
drops below once every eight months, I would definitely look into
it. Well, that's about it for me folks. Goodbye."
Love and Death (1975)
Play clip (excerpt): 
- "Look, you stupid bastard. You've got no arms left."
- "Yes I have."
- "Look!"
- "Just a flesh wound."
Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"I
don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough
wiper! I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster
and your father smelt of elderberries."
Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"Bring
out yer dead. Bring out yer dead. Bring out yer dead...."
Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"On second thought, let's not go to Camelot. It is a silly place."
Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"They uh, was givin' me ten thousand watts a day, you know, and I'm hot
to trot. The next woman takes me out is gonna light up like a pinball
machine, and pay off in silver dollars."
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest (1975)
Play clip (excerpt):
"Don't make a bit of sense to me. If that's what being crazy is, then I'm senseless, out of it, gone down the road wacko, but no more no less."
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest (1975)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"Say!
One of you guys know how to Madison?"
The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"Touch-a touch-a touch-a touch me... I wanna be dirrrrty! Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me... Creature of the night!"
The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"I'd
like to
do your hair some time."
Shampoo (1975)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"You
ever listen to women talk, man? Do ya? Cuz I do 'til it’s
runnin' out my ears. I mean, I'm on my feet all day long listenin' to
women talk and they only talk about one thing: how some guy f--ked them
over. That’s all that’s on their
minds. That’s all I ever hear about. Don’t you know that?...
I mean, face it. We’re always tryin' to nail them and
they know it. They don’t like it. They like it and they don’t
like it."
Shampoo (1975)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"Follow
the money....Just follow the money."
All the President's Men (1976)
Play clip (excerpt):
"...We're
under a lot of pressure, you know, and you put us there. Nothing's
riding on this except the, uh, First Amendment to the Constitution,
freedom of the press, and maybe the future of the country. Not that
any of that matters, but if you guys f--k up again, I'm gonna
get mad. Goodnight."
All the President's Men (1976)
Play clips (excerpt): (short) (extended)
- "I can see your dirty pillows. Everyone will."
- "Breasts, Mama. They're called 'breasts' and every woman has them."
Carrie (1976)
Play clip (excerpt):
"They're all gonna laugh at you."
Carrie (1976)
Play clip (excerpt):
"I don't recognize the right of this committee to ask me these kind of questions. And furthermore, you can all go f--k yourselves."
The Front (1976)
Play clip (excerpt):
- "You
mean to say that those people know ahead of time when they're gonna
die?"
- "That's right."
- "Oh, that's silly. What's
the reason for that?"
- "That's the way things are - the way
things have always been."
- "Yeah, it takes all the fun
out of dying."
Logan's Run (1976)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"Is it
safe?"
Marathon Man (1976)
Play clip (excerpt): (short) (extended)
"I
don't have to tell you things are bad. Everybody knows things are bad.
It's a depression. Everybody's out of work or scared of losing their
job. The dollar buys a nickel's worth, banks are going bust, shopkeepers
keep a gun under the counter. Punks are running wild in the street
and there's nobody anywhere who seems to know what to do, and there's
no end to it. We know the air is unfit to breathe and our food is unfit
to eat, and we sit watching our TVs while some local newscaster tells
us that today we had fifteen homicides and sixty-three violent crimes,
as if that's the way it's supposed to be. We know things are bad -
worse than bad. They're crazy. It's like everything everywhere is going
crazy, so we don't go out anymore. We sit in the house, and slowly
the world we are living in is getting smaller, and all we say is: 'Please,
at least leave us alone in our living rooms. Let me have my toaster
and my TV and my steel-belted radials and I won't say anything. Just
leave us alone.' Well, I'm not gonna leave you alone. I want you to
get MAD! I don't want you to protest. I don't want you to riot - I
don't want you to write to your Congressman because I wouldn't know
what to tell you to write. I don't know what to do about the depression
and the inflation and the Russians and the crime in the street. All
I know is that first you've got to get mad. (shouting) You've got to
say, 'I'm a human being, god-dammit! My life has value!' So
I want you to get up now. I want all of you to get up out of your chairs.
I want you to get up right now and go to the window. Open it, and stick
your head out, and yell, 'I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not gonna
take this anymore!'"
Network (1976)
Play clips (excerpt): (short) (extended
1)
"I
want you to get up right now. Sit up. Go to your windows. Open them
and stick your head out and yell - 'I'm
as mad as hell and I'm not gonna take this anymore!' Things have
got to change. But first, you've gotta get mad!...You've got to say, 'I'm
as mad as hell, and I'm not gonna take this anymore!' Then we'll
figure out what to do about the depression and the inflation and the
oil crisis. But first get up out of your chairs, open the window, stick
your head out, and yell, and say it: 'I'm as mad as hell, and I'm
not gonna take this anymore!'"
Network (1976)
Play clip (excerpt): (extended
2)
"I'm not sure she's capable of any real feelings. She's television
generation. She learned life from Bugs Bunny. The only reality she knows
comes to her from over the TV set."
Network (1976)
Play clip (excerpt):
(voice-over) "This
was the story of Howard Beale, the first known instance of a man
who was killed because he had lousy ratings."
Network (1976)
Play clip (excerpt):
"When
things look bad, and it looks like you're not gonna make it, then
you gotta get mean. I mean plumb mad dog mean. 'Cause if you lose
your head and you give up, then you neither live nor win. That's
just the way it is."
The Outlaw Josey Wales (1976)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"Yo, Adrian!"
Rocky (1976)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"No!"
Silent Movie (1976)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"Someday
a real rain'll come and wash all the scum off the streets."
Taxi Driver (1976)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"Loneliness has followed me my whole life. Everywhere. In bars, in cars, sidewalks, stores, everywhere. There's no escape. I'm God's lonely man."
Taxi Driver (1976)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to
me? Well, who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to
me? Well, I'm the only one here. Who the f--k do you think you're
talkin' to?"
Taxi Driver (1976)
Play clips (excerpt): (short) (long)
"I have a very pessimistic view of life. You should know this about
me if we're gonna go out. You know, I - I feel that life is - is divided
up into the horrible and the miserable. Those are the two categories,
you know. The - the horrible would be like, um, I don't know, terminal
cases, you know, and blind people, crippled. I don't know how they get
through life. It's amazing to me. You know, and the miserable is everyone
else. That's - that's - so - so - when you go through life - you should
be thankful that you're miserable because you're very lucky to be miserable."
Annie Hall (1977)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"...That's OK, we can walk to the curb from here."
Annie Hall (1977)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love."
Annie Hall (1977)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"(Oh,
well, ha-ha) La-dee-da, la-dee-da. (La, la, yeah.)"
Annie Hall (1977)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"Sex with you is really a Kafka-esque experience...I mean that as a compliment."
Annie Hall (1977)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"I forgot my mantra."
Annie Hall (1977)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"But I don't want to live in a city where the only cultural advantage is that you can make a right turn on a red light."
Annie Hall (1977)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"A
relationship, I think, is-is like a shark. You know, it has to constantly move
forward or it dies, and I think what we got on our hands is a dead
shark."
Annie Hall (1977)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"G
- A - F - F (octave lower) - C"
Close Encounters of the Third Kind (1977)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"I
am paying the rent, I will make-a-da rules. I like to take showers
every morning and I don't like the panties drying on the rod. I like
to cook so I will use the kitchen whenever I damn well please, and
I am very particular about my condiments, so keep your salt and
pepper to yourself. Plus, I play the guitar in the middle of the
night whenever I cannot sleep and I meditate every morning complete
with chanting and burning incense so if you've gotta walk around,
I'd appreciate a little tip-toeing. Also, I sleep in the nude. Au
buffo. Winter and summer, rain or snow, with the windows open, and
because I may have to go to the potty or to the fridge in the middle
of the night and because I don't want to put on jammies which I do
not own in the first place - unless you're lookin' for a quick thrill
or your daughter an advanced education - I would keep my door closed.
Thems my rules and regulations, how does that grab ya?"
The Goodbye Girl (1977)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"Will
you just watch the hair? You know, I work on my hair a long time
and you, you hit it. He hits my hair."
Saturday Night Fever (1977)
Play clip (excerpt):
"You
know, when you make it with some of these chicks, they think you
gotta dance with 'em."
Saturday Night Fever (1977)
Play clip (excerpt):
"Keeping the British end up, Sir."
The Spy Who Loved Me (1977)
Play clip (excerpt):
"Help
me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope."
Star Wars (1977)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"Your
destiny lies along a different path from mine. The
Force will be with you, always."
Star Wars (1977)
Play clip (excerpt):
- "Take
care of yourself, Han. I guess that's what you're best at, isn't it?"
- "Hey, Luke. May the Force be with you."
Star Wars (1977)
Play clip (excerpt):
"Luke,
the Force will be with you."
Star Wars (1977)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"Use
the Force, Luke. Let go...Luke, trust me."
Star Wars (1977)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"Remember.
The Force Will Be With You Always."
Star Wars (1977)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."
Star Wars (1977)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"We seem to be made to suffer. It's our lot in life."
Star Wars (1977)
Play clip (excerpt): 
- "You must repair him! Sir, if any of my circuits or gears will help, I'll gladly donate them."
- "He'll be alright."
- "Argh! Argh!"
Star Wars (1977)
Play clip (excerpt):
- "(You guys up for a toga party?)"
- "Toga!
Toga!"
(National Lampoon's) Animal House (1978)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son."
(National Lampoon's) Animal House (1978)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"Food fight!"
(National Lampoon's) Animal House (1978)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"What?
Over? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide
it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!
("Germans?" "Forget it, he's rolling.") And it
ain't over now. 'Cause when the goin' gets tough, the tough get goin'.
Who's with me? Let's get goin'. Come on!"
(National Lampoon's) Animal House (1978)
Play clip (excerpt):
"Thank
you, sir. May I have another?"
(National Lampoon's) Animal House (1978)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"No prisoners!"
(National Lampoon's) Animal House (1978)
Play clip (excerpt):
-
"Then you will rejoice in your heritage, and bless me for creating
you! Bobby! You must understand your parents are of no importance!
They were chosen for you! Now that they have served their purpose,
they must disappear from your life! Bobby! Bobby!"
- "You
freaked-out maniac!"
The Boys From Brazil (1978)
Play clip (excerpt): 
-
"I don't think about one shot that much any more, Mike."
- "You
have to think about one shot. One shot is what it's all about. The
deer has to be taken with one shot. I try to tell people that - they
don't listen."
The Deer Hunter (1978)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"Stanley,
see this? This is this. This ain't somethin' else. This is this.
From now on, you're on your own."
The Deer Hunter (1978)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"I
met this six year-old child with this blank, pale emotionless face,
and the blackest eyes - the Devil's eyes. I spent eight years
trying to reach him, and then another seven trying to keep him locked
up because I realized that what was living behind that boy's eyes
was purely and simply evil."
Halloween (1978)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"Roger, as usual, you're wrong."
Hooper (1978)
Play clip (excerpt):
- "Easy
Miss, I've got ya."
- "You've got ME? Who's got YOU?"
Superman: The Movie (1978)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"This is Ripley, last survivor of the Nostromo, signing off. "
Alien (1979)
Play clip (excerpt):
"Hey, at least I won't have to lie to you anymore."
All That Jazz (1979)
Play clip (excerpt):
"You're
out of order! You're out of order! The whole trial is out of order!
They're out of order! That man, that sick, crazy depraved man raped
and beat that woman there, and he'd like to do it again! He told
me so! It's just a show! It's a show! It's 'Let's Make a Deal!' Let's
make a deal!"
...And Justice For All. (1979)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"I was going to the worst place in the world, and I didn't even know it yet."
Apocalypse Now (1979)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"Terminate
with extreme prejudice."
Apocalypse Now (1979)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"Never get out of the boat. Absolutely god-damn right. Unless you were goin' all the way."
Apocalypse Now (1979)
Play clip (excerpt):
"I
love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we
had a hill bombed, for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked
up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell,
you know, that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smells (or smelled)
like - victory."
Apocalypse Now (1979)
Play clips (excerpt): (short) (long)
- "Could
we, uh, talk to Col. Kurtz?"
- "Hey, man, you don't, uh, you don't talk to the Colonel.
Uh, uh, well, you listen to him. Uh, the man's enlarged my mind. Uh,
uh, he's a poet warrior in the classic sense, uh. I mean sometimes he'll...
uh... well, you'll say 'hello' to him, right? And he'll just walk right
by you and he won't even notice you. And suddenly he'll grab ya, and
he'll throw you in a corner, and he'll say, 'Do you know that 'if' is
the middle word in life? If you can keep your head when all about you
are losing theirs and blaming it on you, if you can trust yourself when
all men doubt you'... I mean I'm... no, I can't... I'm a little man,
I'm a little man, he's... he's a great man! Uh, uh, I should have been
a pair of ragged claws, uh, scuttling across floors of silent seas. I
mean...Don't go without me..."
Apocalypse Now (1979)
Play clip (excerpt): 
-
"What did
they tell you?"
- "They told me that you had gone totally insane and, uh, that your methods
were unsound."
- "Are my methods unsound?"
- "I don't see any method at all, sir."
Apocalypse Now (1979)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"The horror...the horror."
Apocalypse Now (1979)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"...as
long as the roots are not severed, all is well, and all will be well
in the garden."
Being There (1979)
Play clip (excerpt): 
- "I
don't know what you like. I'm sorry."
- "I like to watch, Eve."
- "What do you
mean, you like to watch?"
- "I like to watch."
- "Oh, you mean me? You
like to watch me - do, do it."
- "It's very good, Eve."
Being There (1979)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"Huh?
I am not a bum. I'm a jerk. I once had wealth, power, and the love
of a beautiful woman. Now, I only have two things: my friends and,
uh, my thermos. Huh? My story? OK. It was never easy for me. I
was born a poor black child. I remember the days, sittin' on the
porch with my family, singin' and dancin' down in Mississippi... "
The Jerk (1979)
Play clips (excerpt): 
"The new phonebook's here. The new phonebook's here!"
The Jerk (1979)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"And I don't need any of this! I don't need this stuff, and I don't need you. I don't need anything - except this (referring to an ashtray), this ashtray, and that's the only thing I need, is this. I don't need this or this. Just this ashtray. And this paddle game, the ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need. And this remote control. The ashtray, the paddle game and the remote control, and that's all I need. And these matches. The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle ball. And this lamp. The ashtray, this paddle game and the remote control and the lamp and that's all I need. And that's all I need, too. I don't need one other thing, not one - I need this! The paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches, for sure. Well, what are you looking at? What do you think I am, some kind of a jerk or something? And this! And that's all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, this magazine and the chair."
The Jerk (1979)
Play clip (excerpt): 
-
"My
second ex-wife is writing a book about our marriage and the break-up."
- "That's really tacky."
- "It's really depressing, you
know. She's gonna give all those details out, all my little idiosyncrasies,
and my quirks and mannerisms, and... not that I have anything to hide
because, you know... but there are a few disgusting little moments that
I regret."
- "It's just gossip, you know, and gossip is the new pornography."
Manhattan (1979)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"Listen. You
shouldn't ask me for advice. When it comes to relationships with
women, I'm the winner of the August Strindberg award."
Manhattan (1979)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"All
right, why is life worth living? That's a very good question. Uhm,
well, there are certain things I-I guess that make it worthwhile.
Uh, like what? Okay. Uhm, for me, ah, ooh, I would say - what, Groucho
Marx, to name one thing. Uh, uhmm, and Willie Mays, and uhm, uh,
the Second Movement of the Jupiter Symphony. And uhm, Louis Armstrong
recording Potatohead Blues. Uhm, Swedish movies, naturally, Sentimental
Education by Flaubert, uh, Marlon Brando, Frank Sinatra. Uhm, those
incredible apples and pears by Cézanne. Uh, the crabs at Sam
Wo's. Uhm, Tracy's face.."
Manhattan (1979)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"Six
months isn't so long. (Not) everybody gets corrupted. Can't
you have a little faith in people?"
Manhattan (1979)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy."
Monty Python's Life of Brian (1979)
Play clip (excerpt): 
- "Fozzie, where did you learn to drive?"
- "I took a correspondence course."
The Muppet Movie (1979)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"Do
your parents know that you're Ramones?"
Rock 'n' Roll High School (1979)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"Can
you dig it? Can you dig it? Can. You. Dig. It?"
The Warriors (1979)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"Waaaarrrrrriiiorsss,
come out to play-i-ay."
The Warriors (1979)
Play clip (excerpt): 
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