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A League of Their Own (1992)
A woman's place is on home, first, second, and third.
"Careers
and higher education are leading to the masculinization of women,
with enormously dangerous consequences to the home, the children,
and our country. When our boys come home from war, what kind of girls
will they be coming home to? And now the most disgusting example
of this sexual confusion: Mr. Walter Harvey of Harvey Bars is presenting
us with women's baseball. Right here in Chicago, young girls plucked
from their families are gathered at Harvey Field to see which one
of them can be the most masculine. Mr. Harvey, like your candy bars,
you're completely... nuts."
"Ladies,
ladies. You can't play ball in this, you can't play ball with us.
Right now, there are 38 girls getting train tickets home who will
play in a bathing suit if I ask them...There is no smoking. There
is also no drinking and no men. All of your social engagements will
be cleared through your team chaperones. Plus, each of you will have
regular classes in charm and beauty school...Every girl in this league
is going to be a lady."
"Well,
I was just wonderin' 'cause I couldn't figure out why you would throw
home when we've got a two-run lead. You let the tying run get on
second and we lost the lead because of you. Now you start using your
head. That's that lump that's three feet above your ass. Are you
crying?...Are you crying? ARE YOU CRYING? There's no crying! THERE'S
NO CRYING IN BASEBALL!"
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The Joy Luck Club (1993)
"I
tell you the story because I was raised the Chinese way. I was
taught to desire nothing, to swallow other people's misery, and
to eat my own bitterness. And even though I taught my daughter
the opposite, still she came out the same way. Maybe it is because
she was born to me and she was born a girl, and I was born to my
mother and I was born a girl, all of us like stairs, one step after
another, going up, going down, but always going the same way. No,
this cannot be, this not knowing what you're worth, this not begin
with you. My mother not know her worth until too late - too late
for her, but not for me. Now we will see if not too late for you,
hmm?"
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Sleepless in Seattle (1993)
What if someone you never met, someone you never saw, someone you
never knew was the only someone for you?
"Verbal
ability is a highly overrated thing in a guy, and it's our pathetic
need for it that gets us into so much trouble."
-- "It's
easier to be killed by a terrorist than it is to find a husband over
the age of 40!"
-- "That statistic is not true!"
-- "That's right, it's not true, but it feels true."
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Four Weddings and a Funeral
(1994, UK)
Five good reasons to stay single
"Uhm,
look. Sorry, sorry. Uh, I just, uhm, well, this is a really stupid
question and, uhm, particularly in view of our recent shopping excursion,
but, uh, I just wondered, if by any chance, uhm, ah, I mean obviously
not because I guess I've only slept with nine people, but-but I-I
just wondered...uhh. I really feel, umm...in short, to recap in a
slightly clearer version, uh, in the words of David Cassidy in fact,
uhm, while he was still with the Partridge Family, uh, 'I think I
love you,' and uh, I-I, uh, just wondered by any chance, you wouldn't
like to... Umm...Uh...Uh...No, no, no of course not...Uhm, I'm an
idiot, ha, he's not... Excellent, excellent, fantastic...lovely to
see you, sorry to disturb...Better get on...Well, I thought it over
a lot, you know, I wanted to get it just right."
-- "Let
me ask you one thing. Do you think - after we've dried off, after
we've spent lots more time together - you might agree not to
marry me? And do you think not being married to me might maybe be
something you could consider doing for the rest of your life?"
-- "I do."
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Muriel's Wedding (1994, Australia/Fr.)
She's not just getting married, she's getting even.
A Story of Love, Laughter and the Pursuit of
Matrimony, everyone is invited!
"When
I lived in Porpoise Spit, I used to sit in my room for hours and
listen to ABBA songs. But since I've met you and moved to Sydney,
I haven't listened to one ABBA song. That's because my life is as
good as an ABBA song."
Muriel Heslop: "I can't stay married to you, David. I have to
stop lying now. I've told so many lies... I don't love you."
David Van Arckle: "I don't love you either, but I think I could
like having you around."
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